Vaporwave Luther Candle, 9oz

White Sage Lavender · 9oz Soy

Neon Reformer energy. Calming scent. Deeply unserious.

The Ninety-Five Theses, but make it 1987. Luther in full portrait mode wears his signature Pit Viper sunglasses as he floats over a synthwave skyline, backlit by a horizon-line sun and a forest of neon palm trees. They're calling it the greatest Luther portrait of all time.

Burn it while you read the Small Catechism, doomscroll theology Twitter, or just need something calming after another argument about the Lord's Supper. White Sage Lavender keeps the vibe soft even when the theology is not.

Details:

• 9oz glass jar

• 100% natural soy wax blend, clean-burning

• 100% cotton wick for an even flame

• Scent: White Sage Lavender

• Do not burn more than 3–4 hours at a time

• Jar may be hot when lit — keep away from kids, pets, and anything flammable

Hand-poured. Ships in 3–5 business days. Luther not pictured to scale.